Monday, August 9, 2010

Day ONE

Here's a story of a lovely lady and man, who were bringing up three cats of their own. When one day, the Mrs. had an idea of writing a blog from home.

MISS PIGGY: Graduated from Miss. Jensen's School of Petites
Majored in Eating 101

REGIS: Went to the School of Hard Knocks
Regretfully, he did not graduate.

MARTINI: Studied at The Art Institute
Where he majored in The Art of Conversation
Minoring in Street Smarts

With a cast of characters as eclectic as this bunch of alley cats, this is bound to be a smash hit of litter proportion! Litteralley speaking, that is. Litter, meaning the word that is constantly misspelled because of the fact that I am literally or shall I say, "litteralley", cleaning up the cat box quite often.
Let's just look at the definition of the word literally. Literally means to strictly adhere to its basic meaning without exaggeration to show that a statement is actually true and not exaggerated. Also, to be used with figurative expressions to add emphasis. For instance, I strictly adhere to cleaning up the litter box for our three alley cats.
As the days continue, I look forward to introducing you to the raves and antics of Miss Piggy, Regis, and Martini. Until then, MEOW!

MEOW Darlings,

Carol